God’s Greatest Trick

The greatest trick God ever pulled was convincing the world that He existed. So how does an imaginary fictional character persuade billions of actual people that He is real? Simple: have the bicameral human brain do it for you.

Salaryman

The idea for this story came from something a Japanese exchange student told me he heard about as a teenager. He and his friends back then laughed over the same tragedy that befalls my 'tagonist. WARNING: Contains adult language, themes and Steve Bannon-like behavior.

Are YOU an ALIEN? Find Out Now!

Do you feel out of place in the world? So different from others that it's like you don't belong? If so, there's a perfectly rational explanation: YOU'RE AN ALIEN! AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL FROM ANOTHER PLANET! Want proof? Take our test now!

A Very Sick Man

There once was a man who was extremely sick. He had the world's rarest (and weirdest) disease: Cartoonitis. His bizarre symptoms were both excruciatingly painful and humiliating. Beyond the limits of human conception, really — but not the limits of human endurance.

Electric Etymology

Have you been literally dying to know the linguistic origin story of my name: Benjamin Edison? Of course you have...not. But I'm going to tell you anyway. Because, even though I'm purely fictional, I'm probably even more egotistical than you.